bone music

Retro Tech Spotlight: Bone Music

The foot bone’s connected to the leg bone. The leg bone’s connected to the knee bone. The knee bone is broken, comrade, and will need to be put in a cast. And this X-ray will be repurposed into a makeshift gramophone recording of The Beach Boys’ “Good Vibrations.” And that’s how Soviets got a hold of Western music back in the day. Dem bones, dem bones, dem dancing bones, doin’ the skeleton dance …

Audiogon Announces New Venture

This was Audiogon’s (well, the author’s) attempt at April Fools’ Day humor. It served to amuse only its author, but is preserved here for his continued humiliation.